Funny sms

	Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de
	Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo! :D
	What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details
	Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
	Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
	You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!
	Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget
	Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$
	Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
	TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...!